joey-nova's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Story Time With Mohammed1]

You're a sick, twisted f'ed up man sir!

But damn you sure do make some really great flash movies!

Consistent quality and lack of taste (in a good way!), and almost always good for a laugh. Hell, my girl even likes your work...sometimes. Your voice (or whoever does the voice) always fits nicely - it's creepy.

Only reason for the seven was that I don't enjoy looking at genitals or sex in flashes, and I was hoping for a Turkey Day themed flash from you (is that still a possibility; it would be wicked nice). Could use a pixelated blur or somethign of the sort, but that's not your style, and that's just fine.

I'd like to give this review a bit more...something, but there's just not much else to say.

Well, except that I'm a fan for some strange reason, and I wanted to finally put that out there (this is a blanket review for all your flashes). Must be the twisted bastard inside all of us, eh? Keep on keepin' on bro, and I'll keep my eye out for new Junkyard flash.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

thanks a lot man, i appreciate the review. i dont like holding back on the sexual content haha, i'm a dirty animator. but im glad you and your girlfriend enjoy my cartoons. check out my website, i have like 100 cartoons

[For Joyce.]

Always nice...

...to see flash that's aimed at a good cause. I hope Joyce gets well as soon as possible. Had a few family members and friends of the family suffer through all that crap as well. Lost someone recently; it's not easy. Said a little prayer for her and those around her just now :)

As to the actual flash, well, it needs to be longer for sure. Needs a little bit of plot - anything really. The cat is drawn well, and I like the guy at the end waving; he's pretty cool looking.

That's all I got. Take care now.

bomarc responds:

Thank you. We all go through that time when we our loved ones are in need. And yea, it's a bit too short (even for me), but greeting cards are short in general.

Btw, the dude in the credits is ME! Thank you! ^_^

[Drive Thru at KFC]

Few things missing.

I loved the THX spoof at the beginning. Loved the story. Loved the lid clsing on dude's head every few seconds. Really dug this.

Could've used some color and a few different angles. Perhaps a short view into the restauraunt would've been cool. The "Kevin Smith" approach worked OK I guess, but those two things would've really kicked it up. But keep it up man; it was really good.

Mandalorian-Jedi responds:

I agree... This could have been a lot better... but this was my laziest project yet... XD Thanks!

[The College Years 2]

Really dig this flick...

Who doesn't like a film about a bunch of foul-mouthed college kids slumming around and getting into a bit of crazy ass mischief? Also, there were some relatively subtle hints of some really nice Kevin Smith-ish material throughout, and that added a good bit of fun.

Contantly entertaining, made me chuckle a bit, and kept a smile on my face the entire time. And that's what makes a -damned good- flash in my book. I'm really looking forward to the next episode :)

[The Letter]

This one's going to the sandbox...

It was beginning to get touching, depressing, etc, and actually was starting to give me cold chills.

Then...bam! I'm laughing my f'ing ass off.

Awesome setup to the ending. Gonna have to remember this one next time I forward some stuff to my friend who's curently serving in Iraq. Seems extremely appropriate, as we always joke with him about the mailman or whatever and his girlfriend back here in the States :P

Todd-Studios responds:

Don't do anything to make someone mad at me. :)

[Kitty Crew Is A Losser]

Rethink.

A poorly animated cat being crushed by a poorly animated hammer. Not funny or entertaining at all. If your aim is to recruit people to your "cause", then AT LEAST entertain them. Also, learn how to spell "loser" before irony makes my head explode.

This flash is just as bad -if not worse- than anything the KK puts out. If you're out to combat people spamming "bad" flash, then emulating them isn't exactly the best way to do so. And if you're going to emulate them, at least try to emulate some humor or something. Damn.

Yeah, not many are big fans of the KK spam, but if you're going to turn into something just like them, you'll get the same votes I give to their spam sumbmissions.

Rethink your gameplan and maybe I'll jump on board.

OFFICIALANTIKK responds:

I SPELLED LOSSER RIGHT UR RONG FUK U AND DIS IS GOOD FUK U AD IS A ENVALE

[Highschool Blood Donor]

Heh.

Really great that you used your artistic skills to help promote the Red Cross. Really thoughtful and inventive way to get the word out and help a good cause. And the movie itself kicked some ass. Good going man; keep it up! :)